Honest question: Do you think Nicholson knows who LeBron James is?

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

What a farce, it would have gone so much more smoothly if everyone had a gun.

How do you suppose they get in/out of the cave?

Jon Snow?

Sure, you love the basketballs, but let me tell you about another man who “opted out” on a Friday, came back on a Sunday, and met with his followers.

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

Unfortunately, I think the only thing that can challenge the god forsaken warriors is the luxury tax.

“All right, my boy’s staying put! Let’s run it back!”

Breaking: Cleveland’s spirit

Yes, the stoolie called himself an incel....

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

So, wait...that guy pictured up there said that....about this woman? Is he blind as well as dumb? I hope she sues him into oblivion. 

A community full of troglodyte, sexist/racist/homophobic bros, but a large community nonetheless.

This is Ria Ciuffo.  Portnoy once again proving that he has no fucking clue what he’s talking about and is being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.  Fuck Barstool and fuck Portnoy.

Another Deadspin article just trying to capitalize on this guy’s success by reporting horrible things he said in public and on tape! You guys really need to stop being so jealous of that group and their incel fans. It's getting embarrassing! 

“I’m an abusive asshole to the men who work for me too” is a really wonderful defense.

She follows up her assault on a child with assaults on police officers. That’s some high level economic anxiety right there.