I’ve been trying!

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

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Chef: MY MOM

I found the man for the job.

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

I dont get it, is calf muscle mass a bad thing now?

I’ve been saying “Iowans better like eating soy and seed corn, because we’re about to have an abundance of it as these tariffs hit hard.” Also, our governor is a Trump enabler and isn’t listening to anyone telling her that tough times are ahead for our farmers because of his trade war. People are already talking about…

I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.

Aye, I have had to reconsider my purchase of US brand alcohol due to the increase in price. Thanks Trump! Now where will I get my Jim Beam Dark Cherry? I’m stuck with the, admittedly superior, Irish whisky instead.

Once the summer is over and the US farmers are ruined due to Trump’s trade war, there will be big problems in the USA. From a Canadian, you’re definitely in trouble. I see US produce and products just sitting on the shelves, with Canadians refusing to buy American.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

He wasn’t suspended for the pretend wank. He was suspended for the pretend drinking-his-own-semen.

I haven’t, and am not going to, read every single word of this article. But it doesn’t appear to acknowledge that Messi has literally “retired” from the national team twice before, after the 2014 World Cup and after the 2016 Copa America Centenario. You touch on the difficulty of those losses, but not on the fact that…

Play Messi behind Dybala, Pavon on the wing, and open this shit up. Fuck it.

Even though Sampaolis to blame for the loss with his awful tactics and roster decisions, Messi should receive alot of criticism for how he played as well. 10 mins after the start of the second half and he completely lost it. Drops back DEEP to get the ball, tries to dribble between 3-5 players, loses it and they get…

Well, that’s it. I’ve gone through the eye of the storm. Gone to the other side of the looking glass. Crossed over. Whatever. However you want to put it, after 35 years as a Dallas Cowboys fan, I’m now actively rooting against my own team.