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They could move this team to Narnia and nobody would care.

The 7 stages of a Barca fan:

What is hype shall never die

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

You misunderstand. That headline is from when he was fifteen.

Willie Nelson Smoked A Doobie For Career Hit Number 3,000

I kept being a Kyrie fan after he said the earth was flat even though I couldn’t stop thinking about it every time I saw him. But fuck this guy. He would have been flailing around with a losing Cleveland team without Lebron. Go ahead and get the fuck out, Kyrie.

“I’m more important to this team than one of the best players to ever play this game. I mean we were making the playoffs before Lebron came back. He didn’t add 20 wins to our win total the first year back. Cleveland is a cool city. Everyone loves former Duke players in the NBA. I could totally carry a team like Lebron

2. Getting Hit by a Car.

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked:

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas Duda tears ACL leaving the Mets

“I will say that Indiana could have done better than they did,” said a smug Gilbert.guy who just signed Derrick Rose and no it is not 2010 in case you were wondering.

Ether

He’s right. The Pacers are dumb. They weren’t even smart enough to have the best player of his generation be born near their city.