MacKanin should do a pen flip after signing off on his reassignment to the IronPigs.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

BUT THEY DIDN’T PUT HIM IN THE SAME TANK AS A SHARK DISCOVERY IS A FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD!!!

Honestly, nobody gives a shit. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back to watching Michael Phelps race a shark.

fuck da haters, collision course is great

presumably they appreciated each other’s music, and wanted to introduce themselves, via collaboration, to each other’s fanbase.

Also extremely harsh on 808s, which is the source from which like half of current rap radio’s sound was born.

That was a long setup for a Dion Waiters joke. But it was worth it.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

I take solace in knowing that tons of people on ACA plans and the Medicaid expansion who voted for Trump will lose their insurance.

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

This is the best headline.

/watches world burn

As we all are.

I’M SORRY- ARE YOU ACTUALLY CLAIMING THAT A SUPERSTAR, MAYBE EVEN THE SUPERSTAR NBA PLAYER PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED HIS #2 (NOT A PUN ABOUT POOP AND BEATING ASS) AND NO ONE IS REPORTING THIS? HOW CAN YOU THINK THIS AT ALL? IF LEBRON JAMES WENT AND BEAT KRYIE IRVING’S ASS NOT ONLY WOULD THERE BE EVIDENCE (VIS-A-VIS POLICE…

If I were him, I’d be most tempted to beat Stephen A’s ass...

LeBron James Denies Report That He Is “Tempted To Beat Kyrie’s Ass”

So basically, he’s Milwaukee back his previous comment.