Show me a well-adjusted goalie and I’ll show you a shitty goalie.

The weirdo

The only semi-effective way to handle LeBron is to hit him in the nuts repeatedly and all that does is piss him off so severely that he will mount the greatest series comeback in NBA Finals history and time travel to retroactively father your best player.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

Coworker at lunch yesterday said, “Ugh, I’m so sick of hearing about Russia! Everything’s Russia!” I went off. Stupid little fuck.

I went outside to grab the paper this morning and rant into a Trump voting neighbor. I smiled as I picked up the paper and said “It’s tough to keep up with everything these days”, and he replied “I don’t even want to know”.

You seem confused about literally everything.

The Knicks are in Year Two of a three-year rebuilding plan that has lasted for 16 years.

“So you admit there’s an agenda? Checkmate!” ~ Schilling

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His agenda is not being called the n-word you fucking dolt

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Really???

*Mike drop*

I want to print this entire thread out, frame it, and hang it up across from my shitter as a reminder of why we do it when I’m making dick jokes at 2am.

Fuck off, troll.

Expert level.

this is gold-tier kinja.

He’s never been IN the black either.