This is a bizarre thought to me. It’s not sanctimony. They’re just saying you don’t get preferential treatment. She lost all her points and now she has to start anew. That’s the punishment. It’s up to the tournament organizers whether to let her in or not. Telling someone to qualify on their own next year, we…

None of the ticketholders bought tickets expecting to see Maria Sharapova. That’s like you buying Super Bowl tickets in June, and bitching out the NFL because your team didn’t make it.

Please stop.

Did you then sign the card?

u gon die soon

Sub in Surge for an everyday meal.

Chili Cheese Fritos and Powerade Zero = can’t hurt me anymore, hangover

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

He owes me five dollars.

I’m debating. I’d love to see the Cavs try to repeat against a reloaded Warriors team, but damn if the Celtics wouldn’t be a fun upset. Of course then I’d have to side with Boston fans. So I’m still undecided. It’s probably best that I just go in thinking the Cavs will win and get pleasantly surprised if it doesn’t…

Don’t bring up how great of a hitter the guy was. People are just deciding to gleefully ignore that today.

Are you seriously arguing that Derek Jeter didn’t deserve to be an all-star every year. He was top ten in offensive WAR every year from 97 to 07, except for 03 when he missed a chunk of the season with a shoulder injury. I thought I’d heard every weird knock on Jeter there was to hear, but this is a new one...

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

When I played club hockey in college, there was a guy on my line who every time we got off the ice would remind us what our plus/minus for the game was. Dude started breaking down practically crying one night when we were -3. He would kick the boards, slam sticks, yell at people who tried to tell him to calm down. It…

Normally, this type of event would be swept under the rug, but since its Zaza, there’s a serious chance that it was done on purpose. Seriously, fuck that guy.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Zaza Pachulia is from Georgia, a former Soviet Republic.

Warriors logic: What if adding the 2014 MVP to our 73-9 roster isn’t enough? What if we have our Georgian goon injure the opponent’s best player? You know, just to be sure we don’t get our feelings hurt again.

This lede is buried sooooo deep. Any story that doesn’t begin and end with the Zaza the Hitman taking out the best player on the floor with almost half the game left is laughable and ignorant. Kawhi was WORKING Kevin Durant, Draymond, Steph, and Klay. He could not be stopped so the resident thug went to work and…