He’s the one that spelled it wrong tbh.

Spoiler Alert: The Hand is alive and well(ish)!

Messi scores a goal, takes his shirt off: LEGEND

Patrick Beverly is American for Matthew Dellavadova.

pat beverly is guard draymond green. he’s an unrelenting asshole, but precisely the type of unrelenting asshole very good teams need in the playoffs.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

TBH, Espn’s hockey writers are all hacks. Sucks that Burnside had to go because he genuinely seemed like a good dude. Pierre LeBrun better not make it through the fucking day.

When you’re trying to explain why the juicero machine is worth $400 when your parents ask why you used their credit card to buy it

Dion Waiters thinks they’re talking about how to stop him...

Ordered his ex tortured and murdered? Sounds like a keeper.

Crumbs-n-cheese

When asked about her return, Sharapova had this to say:

I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

Probably my favorite Texas running back since Ricky. Like everyone, I had no idea about this until tonight. I sincerely hope he and his girlfriend are managing as best they can (and that he gets drafted high and signs a great contract, so that the next child will want for nothing).

Let’s remember some logos:

Options kind of leave Malcolm in the middle.

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.

I have to commend Billy for making reverse jinx homer articles a way to make a living. A sad, sad living, but a living nonetheless.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.