“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Guess we know what Raysism is up to these days...

Why, I’d be willing to pay up to and including $400, NAY, $700 for such an item!

In this quest for a healthier diet and lifestyle, what we really need is a way to make consuming the best foods (fruits and vegetables) easier.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Big deal. Al Horford has played almost the whole season with no heart

You’re not. Even walking out of Bridgestone last night Hawks fans were asking how many cups Nashville had. My response was “as many wins as Chicago in this series.”

My roommate and I were bouncing off the ceiling and screaming after the game 3 OT goal by Fiala (who’s only 20!!!).

“Where are you from?”

So THIS is the undercover midwestern racism everyone talks about.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

Here’s a more accurate description:

I reached down to find any feeling or ounce of emotional sympathy for Boston’s poor luck here but there was nothing there

You’re in a healthy place.

I wonder if the people saying he shot too much actually watched the game and saw how fast the game slipped away when he wasn’t doing everything. He went to the bench and they lost a 12 point lead INSTANTLY.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Can’t vouch for this, but...

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

This is my favourite excerpt.