yeah. when you really think about it, one died in prison and the other one won a super bowl

I hate myself for loving this.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

He just wants to be somewhere where everyone takes a “more professional approach”

“He is fine and the shoulder is something that just disappears into the woodwork when he wins his next MVP or when he wins a Super Bowl.”
“His next? He’s never won either of those things, Mr. Irsay.”
“Shhh...you hear that? It’s the shoulder, quietly disappearing into the woodwork.”  
“Do you know what a shoulder even is?”
…

Oh please. There’s no way Irsay is sharing any of those Percocet.

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

read Miller’s post before you jump in with comments about the Red Sox rotation, please

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

“We stand with Stephen A. Smith” sits so high on the list of things I thought I would never read on this website. It sits somewhere between “All lives matter” and “No lives matter”.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

Yep. No way Cleveland can fuck it up, it’s fool proof.

I fully anticipate they will accidentally draft Jason Garrett.

Screams get a job while also not being at a job.

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.