I’m still not sure why Lara Croft couldn’t be played by Camille Luddington, who voiced Lara in the new video games.

Danish Girl, best part of The Man from UNCLE, oscar noms, shit like that.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

For those confused by the relevancy, it had to do with the sentence “It was a finish that only a Kentucky-North Carolina game could deliver.” Not to mention the Northern Iowa game winning 60-foot shot against my accursed Longhorns last year, or probably 4-5 other games in the NCAA tournament this year alone.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Does not sound like Hall of Really Good material.

“C’mon guys, what did I tell you?! You can’t just let Trevon get to his spot. You gotta stand your ground!”

Eighteen hours later:

On Le Batard’s Show today they spent eight minutes just watching this segment in awe, and it was amazing:

Ball is like a black, literate version of Trump that actually loves his sons.

I love this:

I fucking hate everyone involved here.

Pardon the Interruption, I had to go vomit after watching this horseshit

I really hoped this would come to blows, Chris Jim Everett v. Jim Rome style.

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

“Just give me a little trim up top, and in the ears, and get rid of all the Mexicans. Terrific, terrific.”

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.