I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

“Bonner Bolton” come on you made that up.

Rondo: It’s all about loyalty to your team. And the bond you share with your teammates.

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

The rings were not recovered.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

What’s a dad? :(

I am a UCLA alum and I can’t stand this. It has taken away from the beautiful basketball this team has been playing. Lonzo’s game has become a footnote to his idiot father, and the other players on the team have basically become sidelined because they’re not LaVar Ball’s kids. I hate LaVar Ball.

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Obama did commit the greatest crime, though: being born while not-white.

Exactly. I didn’t have a lot of respect for Republicans to start with, but they’ve lost the little I did have for them. They went on and on about executive overreach with Obama’s executive orders and cried about how much tax payer money he spent on golfing. But I hear NOTHING from them about Trump’s orders or…

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

THERE’S A DRAYMOND GREEN JOKE HERE SOMEWHERE GOTTA KEEP DIGGING CHECK BACK SOON

They’re speaking in hockey code.

I don’t know WHY there have been so many hockey posts the past couple of days, but I haven’t looked at porn for days because of it. #satisfiedsigh