“From the desk of Coach Art Briles” is at the top of his letterhead?

I don’t have any information about how he handles walking away from implosions.

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“Dammit”

I haven’t seen a team screw up a situation involving a player named Cousins since about 2 weeks ago.

“Your long-con is almost complete. Come back to us...”

I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I sort of still cannot believe Remy went there. As someone said earlier: “Remy shot her friend over an amount of money that was less than a quality weave installation..”

Counterpoint: that was a pretty unremarkable rally, and although Safwat was grunting like a steam engine and hitting balls pretty hard, they were all absolutely playable.... only the last shot had any chance of being a winner... and it was. So, unremarkable.

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

True to Louisville, his celebration was premature.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

G and T

To be fair, there isn’t anything between the G and T in football.

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.