Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

More like Sean DooALot, dontcha think? Dontcha?

IS THERE A GILBERT’S SYNDROME FOR OFFICE LIFE? CUZ I KNOW I FEEL TIRED AFTER WORKING JUST A LITTLE BIT HAHA AM I RIGHT? DAMN RIGHT I’M RIGHT

Because if he doesn’t, I’ll cough on his kids

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

“And speaking as a golfer, who goddamn really cares about how much golf these guys play?”

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

His voters would also like you to know that at no point on social media have they expressed outrage at the frequency or taxpayer cost of another president’s leisure activities.

[polite applause]

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Just a sampling of how many times that out of shape shitgibbon bitched about Obama golfing.

You know DAMN WELL this isn’t about some damn children.

On a 16-hour flight, I watched 22 Grams, House of Sand and Fog, and Capturing the Friedmans. You cant convince me I didn’t commit suicide and the last 18 years weren’t a hallucination.

Kingsmen was a good flick. Even my wife liked it a lot.

Easy everyone. You know how emotional and weepy conservatives tend to get. Let them cry it out for a couple hours. Its for their own good.

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?