That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

He should be able to get a job in the Trump administration pretty easily.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

We’re Texas, we even fuck up firing coaches (remember the whole Mack Brown saga).

Jesus Christ. If the NFL was actually serious about this shit, Timmons would have been ejected immediately after that. Launched himself at a QB who was in the process of getting rid of the ball? Fuck you, dude.

I’ll give Kansas credit - they came back hard to win the game.

NOW THIS WAS QUALITY STUFF. MADOFF METS, YOU’RE ON NOTICE.

Ashley, I think it’s really unfair of you to post this. It’s pretty clear that these 1,041,191 emails, tweets, and letters don’t really represent Trump supporters in any way but are an anomaly. So your plan to try to trick us into thinking our God Emperor Trump isn’t an amazing, the best President ever, to be, is just…

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

Pretty sure it was a gumbo recipe.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

Just a reminder...

Carrie Fisher should never have gone Solo.

Since you’re impotent that point is pretty meaningless.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer