Blair Walsh Project was a bigger draw

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

So he’s going to get beat like he stole something? Fuck...

True story: he went to Jay Cutler’s Blank-Faced Stare While Holding Onto The Neck Line of Your Jersey After Going Down by 21 Points Camp as a high school junior.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

His name is Porkchops Bazingas. smdh

Shit, he’s gonna have a breakout year and then show up to training camp next summer with a top knot, isn’t he?

So that’s why Flacco’s thrown as many picks as TDs this year.

Looks like Cris may have cribbed that burn from his son:

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I cringed as a reached to award you my star. So good. So wrong.

Yeah, Baylor clearly has their priorities all fucked up, but does anyone really think Finebaum would take this position against a top-tier SEC school?

Good luck getting some traction with that. Our country just elected a man who brags about sexually asaulting women to be president.

Agreed. Never thought I’d every agree with him. Fuck Baylor and all their tone deaf supporters. Briles is a despicable human being and how anyone can still support him is beyond me.

I think this might be the first time I have ever agreed with Paul Finebaum.