Counterpoint:

and he (usually) calls a good game.

Greivis Vasquez Cory Joseph probably thought he was not going to catch Jamal Crawford’s size 17 to the mouth tonight.

I can’t wait to hear your explanation why Trent Dilfer was a better QB than Dan Marino

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

That’s an incredible ERA, but I’m going to take a hard pass on fucking you all the same.

Lowest ERA on the road in MLB postseason history (min 25 innings):

cubs ded

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Henchmen of ill-repute:

Note to self: You should be so much better at soccer by now.

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Jimenez worked out pretty well for you tonight too. Pretty fitting Rockies pitching cost another team a season.

I went to a game earlier this year when De La Rosa pitched. He adds about 45 minutes to a game just because he pitches so slow.

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.

NFL Logic

The Bourne trilogy is one of the most well thought out action series ever.

*scrolls down list looking for zoolander*