“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

JESUS CHRIST

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Rams Fan #1: I think Gurley has the tools to be a great NFL RB it’s going to just take some adjustments and time.

+1 blink 182 fan

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

1. Rickie posted this pic on Instagram with the caption “S Q U A D [American flag emoji]”. Also, based on some of the post-round happenings I saw, I think he was hammered.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Take Off Your Pants and (Green) Jacket

Bitch tell me again how you ain’t a hobbit?

He had to go help take a ring to Mordor.

Much. Thank you.

Whether or not the Blue Jays make the playoffs, they will soon be dwarfed by the massive media coverage that will accompany the ceremonies and celebrations as the Maple Leafs honor 50 seasons since the franchise last appeared in the Stanley Cup finals.

I used to meander through the mall and sneak into the center of circular clothing racks; I’m sure it was cool and dark and pleasant in there, and I always got found eventually.

You mean Meg Trump.

They will clearly decide to fire Tiffany.

The children of the corn are confused.

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Yeah it fucking is.

Brian McCann arrested on suspicion of double homicide