Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

Every time I see that GIF I think “wow...and there’s a woman in this world who let that guy fuck her without a condom on purpose no less than three times” and it gives me hope for a brighter world for every man.

Good Kinja.

I fucking hate it when people try and have fun while playing baseball

I think you meant Josh Donaldson screaming about beers, not Josh Hamilton. That would be unfortunate.

No sweat, Cam’s backup is even already getting ready in case Hochuli rips his arm off.

BarfRocket out here BODYING motherfuckers.

ISIS does have a team. They go by the Cardinals.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

I really, really hope it’s Drew

This implies that there are some people out there who aren’t rooting for the Yankees. This is absurd. Everybody loves the Yankees.

ROOT FOR GOLIATH.

Who gets fucked with the “Root for the Cardinals” post?

Ok fine. You convinced me.

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

RE: Getting out of the shower: I don’t understand why people do this either. My wife, who is otherwise a wonderful person, soaks the entire bathmat, bathroom, and half of our bedroom every time she steps out of the shower. I don’t even understand how her body can physically hold that much water on its surface.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Looked to me like he said “because you were stretching your balls” but then again that’s what I was looking for