Director: Alright Peyton, these Nationwide ads have been very popular. Let’s take it from the top. And...action!

Maybe Pop’s going soft on us.

I’ll be honest, that’s the weirdest regional-dialect-specific version of “Duck Duck Goose” I’ve ever heard of.

On the NFL Network recap last night LdT said Smith was retiring because he was tired of being mad. The boys all laughed at his joke, but I think he was being serious. That is one angry motherfucker.

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

Harper has never had a problem with a teammate. Ever. Sometimes he unthinkingly runs his mouth. Sometimes he doesn’t hustle like he should. But he has never had a problem with anyone on his team. I am comfortable saying this is 100% on Papelbon. And, yes, the Nationals better get Harper’s back.

While Harper is an arrogant dickbag quite often, I would not blame him in the slightest for demanding a trade if Papelbon is still on the 40-man roster tomorrow.

Fuck you Papelbon you piece of shit. Harper is the best player on the team, and you pull this shit. I’m not kidding, if I was the Nationals I’d have Papelbon arrested.

The best part? Bumgarner is doing nothing wrong. He’s watching the ump from the mound, waiting for him to get into position so he can begin his delivery.

West: (stares)

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

He wins and is benched?

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

Yes

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Offensive ineptitude? More like juggernaut. With this bunch of bench-warming dog shit 6th round group of players, Chan Gailey is an absolute mastermind to get them to score more than 3 points. WTF is a Bilal Powell & how the hell did he get a jersey?

Chad Ford also had Bennett ranked 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10.

Lee-Lo & stitches