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“Actually I hate all of you. Why won’t anyone give Tebow a shot? He won a playoff game!” -God

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

Trent Dilfer is the Trent Dilfer of color commentary.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

...what? Who doesn’t like pie AND cake?

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

shooting eachother with the “WAT” FACES!

Her: “Whats wrong”
You: “Nothing’s wrong Whats wrong with you”
(silence then a glance)
WHAT
WHAT
WAT!

This.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Years ago the dickheads above me would have Monday night video game parties that were loud and annoying as shit. The floors in that place were like a fucking paper sack, I could hear everything. Normal drill was I would walk up, ask them to STFU then they would quiet down for approximately fifteen minutes then crank

Re: the guy who hates beer.

Maxwell is just lucky to not have been killed off at the end of last night’s episode.