Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Good line from SVP about bat spinning guy video, “Just know this, first you’ll be on Deadspin, and then you’ll be on Sports Center”

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

That’s where the similarities stopped.

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

You are correct except it would not have burned 80 seconds, the clock would stop after the 4th down play if they didn’t score. Probably closer to 50 seconds. Still a better strategy than what they actually did.

“Rashad, don’t score. I’ve got the Cowboys D in my FanDuel league, and I could win $500 here.”

You mean this guy?

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

2004 Lotus Elise.

“Maybe it’s just an unwritten rule.” Great, let’s make football more like baseball. We should check with Brian McCann to get final judgement on this.