A bunch of human hair in a kaiser roll.

My submission and defense.

A hot dog.

Survey: what sandwich could replace Goodell and do the same, if not better, job? Please be prepared to defend your answer.

Christmas came early.

I’m stunned you didn’t go for this .gif

Easily the shortest sentence Pacman’s completed.

Chris Henry was unavailable for comment.

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

Interesting footnote!

kermit did 9/11

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

Yep. Made me literally laugh out loud.

90% of them have billed their clients for a tenth of an hour spent clicking that star.

RGIII has been so brutalized, humiliated, and dehumanized by Washington you’d think they’d re-name the team after him.

BUT NEVER A MCCOY! - The Hatfields