“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

More like Jay GLUTTON

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.

I didn’t think I would ever grow to hate Russel Wilson, but now that he has revealed himself to be a human spam-bot, he’s made me reconsider.

I see you went and checked out Jason Reid’s twitter page as well.

i will do this until i am killed

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Carson Palmer, who is incapable of having a successful season that does NOT end in some kind of devastating tractor accident. Any time you read about Carson Palmer, you can usually find a teammate saying, “IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUN WENT OFF WHEN IT HAPPENED!”

Did they pump in fake crowd noise?

Remember when Tommy Tuberville was at Texas Tech and he left DURING A MEAL with a recruit to take the Cincinnati job? Got a phone call, stood up and left the room and never returned.

It’s not a fine. It’s not a threat. It’s a tool. It’s a future lawsuit.

Boateng: *stares at World Cup Trophy*
Boateng: *smiles*
Messi: *stares at Golden Ball Trophy*
Messi: *frowns*

Funny, my dad used to tell me the exact same thing. Until that fateful night when I was 9 and he went to buy some “daddy juice” and never came back. Come to think of it, he kinda looked just like yo... :/

I just read this over on ESPN. Holy shit was an awful job by them.

And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

And people wonder why they can’t get, or hold, jobs? It’s shit like this. Be a fucking responsible grown up and don’t get piss drunk on a worknight. You’ve got a job to do, and you’re getting paid to do it, so show up at work in the right mental and physical state. This isn’t college anymore, it’s time to grow the…

Yet neither could put a goal in vs. Chile?!