Enemkpali has been cut? I would have named him team MVP.

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

before I was born, my father had an offer for an academic full ride to UCLA, or a hockey scholarship to Ohio U.....Being Canadian, he picked OU, where he met my mom—subsequently marrying her and moving to her home town of... Cleveland.

Les Misérables

Congrats on releasing another book, Drew!

No - Herpes can pass to others.

He sets the agenda. You don’t follow it, you’re dead to him.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

Minnesota gave us Prince, who I believe is the best, most original and groundbreaking musician of the last 50 years. He was written 26,174 great songs and one turkey. The turkey?

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

The Invasion of Norman D

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

If we’re looking for someone shitting all over the course, I’d have to think Tiger is the #1 suspect.

this person comes around once in a blue moon

Of course Correia talks a lot of shit. She’s literally bathing in it at home.

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

They’re really poutine on a show up there.

Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

Future Deadspin writer

People who never had a father to teach them how to shave properly.