Because the actions of your QB have helped wrought 500 Days of Kristin.

so, may I hunt this dentist, kill him, and mount his head on my wall? That seems reasonable?

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I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

“The tooth will come out.”

Trophy hunter truthers who think that this kind of shit helps animal conservation are absolutely the fucking worst.

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

(I am the one who knocks?)

Who did KU and IA St pay to get added to that list?

I’ve also seen it referred to as a “deep fried abortion” in comment threads before.

When she returned with our drinks, my friend’s girlfriend turns and asks, “Does swiss cheese have holes in it? I’m pretty sure I like swiss, but I don’t like the holey-kind of cheese.”

It’s vegetarianism for people who can’t spell or pronounce pescetarian.

Yes, yes there are people that stupid. I’ve met “vegans” that swore to hell and back that they were vegan, yet ate shellfish. On the other end of the spectrum, I’ve encountered men who refused to eat a salad with their steak because “they’re not vegetarian.”

I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

Reached for comment, Sean Payton stared at a fixed point in space and asked for some water.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME