How is the office? Did anyone needed to be escorted out?

E) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Pop Quiz; Would your friends categorize you as a person who is;

After careful review, I can tell you that was never a dunk, as he never had control of the ball. Turn over on downs.

This is almost as bad as outing a man’s personal life when it has no value to society, and then pretending it didn’t happen by dismissing all negative comments to hide the outrage, and then NOT FIRING JORDAN SARGENT.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

We haven’t? Were the 2004-2005 Pacers just a figment of our imagination? Artest alone was scarier than anyone on this Clippers squad. LA has a lot of crazy people - as in delusional - on the court, but is anyone actually scared of Chris Paul or Paul Pierce? No. Then let’s throw in some Stephen Jackson. Jamaal Tinsley…

Now imagine if they hadn't traded Matt Barnes.

It’s too nice a day outside to come up with a bunch of oral sex jokes, so please do my job for me.

John Wall: [pops champagne]

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

The lack of people shouting “Worldstar!!!!” is disappointing.

That’s a really neat car that I spent half the video getting a clear shot of while The Dads yelled at each other

Tiger’s inner monologue:

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

Amare probably sees his usual 10 minutes.

“You will be hungry in an hour.”