back in forth

Submitting any sort of tip to Jezebel is a sure way to get it cut off.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Always tough for the fans watching their DBs getting burned.

Can’t believe she didn’t go for the :eyes: emoji!

I take it you’ve never critiqued a piece of electronics, machinery, clothing, an automobile, a president, or well, basically anything, before?

Says the guy who could never crack an MLS roster.

Apparently, I fucked your sister.

Fuck you. You get a tip that three large assholes are planning to beat your ass, and then you can very well do nothing about it and get your ass beat. There is no such thing as a fair fight. When you’re in danger, you fight to get away, or to win, and you do everything you have to in order to make that happen. Take…

I’ve only ever been in one real fight in my life, and I honestly don’t remember much of it. I was always a big kid but my parents were extremely strict about not getting in trouble at school. People knew I wouldn’t fight back so that made me a target for bullying most of my life. I just put my head down and took it…

Back in high school, me and my girlfriend at the time had been dating for about four months. At the time, there was a kid who sat on the same bus as me and her, and had supposedly been infatuated with her since before me and her started dating.

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

Floyd M;

I was a senior in HS and was trying to impress my younger sisters’ friend (sophomore and super cute) by showing her the proper way to throw a punch. My sister walks up behind me and says, “No, Jenn, just do this.” Then my sister summons a Nazi Goose-step type kick into my groin that actually lifted me off my feet…

Even by their own, admitted low, standards, MLS has certainly hit a new low.

but to paraphrase an old saying, never attribute to corruption that which can be adequately explained by ineptitude.

Best throw I’ve ever seen.

+1 thgyhgb you magnificent bastard

+1

Literally what