I haven’t seen rapping this bad since the US Navy tried to claim that a dolphin corpse in an ill-fitting shroud was the body of Osama bin Laden.

And did *you* know that several nations other than the U.S. call it soccer too, and that your Euro-cocksucking impresses no one?

She must know something about winning an NBA title. Why else would the Warriors' entire team be in love with her?

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

And every non-Kobe fan’s reaction:

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

About time we figured out who PFTCommenter is.

I’m guessing that given the sport involved, the monetary breakdown here will be $3 compensatory, $9,999,997 punitive.

When was Colin Cowherd hired as women’s bball coach at Illinois?

In response to these charges, Bollant describes his team as “simply undergoing Reconstruction.”

you guys i think he thinks basketballs are phones

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Love: We’re all on the same page and we’re all in.

So this is just one nice set of backhanded compliments.

Yes, the flood of hockey coverage has been keeping soccer down all these years. Just an insatiable appetite for hockey that overshadows soccer.

Pop woke up this morning laughing at all the coaches who stayed up all night.

Popovich is certainly looking more pleased than usual.

Flagrant Red Card? It was borderline. Battling for the ball. Should it have been called? Sure. But that’s not why they won. They were the better team. Unlike the men’s game, we’re actually good at women’s soccer. Deal with it.

Hope Solo, undefeated against enemies foreign and domestic (the latter being her nephew).