I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

I see your Hot Buffalo Wing and raise you...

More like Luke Rid-in-an-hour amirite

Luke Ridnour was inexplicably amazing for me in NBA Live 2005 for Game Cube, and I will always be grateful to him for that.

in the last one, the 49ers are science.

Mildly related: I went and watched Ted 2 this weekend and Mark Wahlberg (Jenny McCarthy’s husband) totally made an autism joke. They’re talking about different, strong strains of weed and Wahlberg refers to one that’s called, “Here Comes Autism.”

Obligatory:

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

Can’t even spring for Southwest these days, Chris?

You should have told your old special teams coach that.

You forgot the most important part - If, for some godforsaken reason, you find yourself flying Spirit Airlines, be sure to have a suicide prevention hotline number to hand for the inevitable delays, cancelled flights, and “don’t give a fuck can’t fix it”-itude of the gate agents.

Cleveland’s found their undrafted return man.

France, 1914: OK Germany we see you. We see you. We come a bit prepared.

Mostly I’m just shocked that Kobe decided not to take a shot.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

Why are we even bothering with a Derby this year? Can’t we just save everyone some time and just give the trophy to Omar Infante now?

100% he was just trying to impress the blond ballgirl, right?

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking: