If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

If you’re an NBA player with a cat, or if you are an NBA player’s cat, make yourself known.

J.R. Smith misread this and immediately started following this account, hoping it would tell him where to find some pussy.

They are Bulls fans after all...

I refuse to give praise until either A) I have confirmation that this kid is under 13 or B) I have video evidence that he gave the ball to one of his sibs.

Kid held the glove up for an extra second to ensure his father knew what a pussy he is.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

We are so Manchester Unitedy.

The truth

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Another year in the cellar for the Cleveland Women, though.

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Go fuck yourself. Canada choked.

The sun has long been a bad and hot circle. It’s confusing (why so hot? why so round? how?). It doesn’t make no sense (how?). It needs to be stopped (ice?). I commend this team of friends for filling plastic with their love and attempting to save their seated friends from the hot sting of the sky devil.

Why were all three of you getting tattoos together?

I seriously dated a girl and shared an apartment with her for years, but it just didn’t work out in the end, but I felt bad for breaking up with her, so I kept in touch as friends.

I haven’t been able to score a meaningful relationship since my ex broke off the engagement, so when I saw him one day with a gorgeous woman and a baby, I went straight back to the office, locked myself in the bathroom and cried for the rest of the lunch break.

this passive aggression will not stand, man.

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

This is my worst nightmare with my sociopath (literally) ex. I still have nightmares that he comes to my house to murder me. He used to always say the best revenge was when someone had completely forgotten about you. And I am terrified he will one day try to ruin my wedding. If in anyway he finds out that I was to be…