hankscorpioandtheglobexcorporation
The Hammock District
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I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Do you read Deadspin regularly? There’s an article about CTE every other day.

I’ve enjoyed all of the seasons, but it really feels like passing the books has really allowed them to break free, this season.

I agree. I think it almost slips under the rug because of the “bigger” plot lines, but that the Children created the white walkers (from a Stark I’d wager too) is huge.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

(Dissertation submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements for an M.A. degree in Sociology at the University of Arizona)

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

You misunderstand.

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

I kind of expected a better scream from Howard Dean.

The second pavilion shot is the greatest to me. It’s so quiet, then they all raise their arms in that silence, then explode when it goes in. Perfectly synchronized, yet completely unplanned.