I had some replies to him typed out but I couldn't click "publish". Instead, I'm going to go drink with my friends and pretend that idiots like him don't exist.

They're all on Brazzers looking up lesbian porn as we speak.

this is the best comment I have ever seen.

Wow. I don't know what my favorite part is: translucent skin, sponsored by Dad jeans, the Jax and Cleveland write ups, St. Louis picking Manziel twice.

+1 This is amazing

True to form, none of the three have an offensive line in front of them.

that's literally the point, that this kind of objectification happens to women all the time in every place.

I think your wife also says you go Quick.

They feature the single best defensive forward, blueliner, and netminder in the league....

Best defensive forward? I didn't know the hawks traded Toews

That's the other thing. Your Facebook feed is populated with people you know in real life, and lots of those people SUCK at the Internet. Like, as a source for links, Bob down the street is worthless.

Golf clap for you, good Sir/Madame.

It's funny, every year, about 3 or 4 times a season, sports radio decides that Kane is over rated and they should trade him. And then every year, he comes up fucking huge in the playoffs. And Toews is the easiest guy on the planet to cheer for. Fucking love that guy.

This play is a perfect example of how the OT goal in hockey is probably the most exciting play in sports.

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

So let me get this straight. After years of devotion, when she literally gave her blood to put a smile on his face, things get a little stormy and he suddenly can't be tied down anymore, so he just floats off into the distance, deaf to her crying out his name and pleading for him to come back? This is a terrible time…

While I love the intent, the athletes-as-slaves metaphor is grossly ignorant at best and outright offensive at worst.

Tallahassee police were not able to identify Winston as the suspect until Jan. 10, when the accuser recognized him in class.