Have we overlooked the possibility that Spain, rather than being a fraud, is actually England?

On the bright side, if he hurls that infant at a more responsible adult, there’s 65.5% chance it gets to its intended target.

Cousins, still transitioning to the Vikings, hasn’t yet been taught about their history with boats.

My second thought is, Kirk Cousins probably hit a deer with his car.

I can’t look at that picture and not think about the 13 fumbles he’s had last season. 

1978 was not the final time that Jim Joyce would end up in the jackpot.

I kind of feel that the only place Golden State can go from here is just to ratchet up the ring chasing. Oh, Mike Trout has no shot to win with the Angels? Spend a year with the Warriors. Lin-Manuel Miranda tired from chasing the EGOT? Here’s a jersey. Teslas for the entire squad gets you the fifteenth slot on the…

Hehe. It’s just not a day to let herbs herb without reminding them of their herbiness.

Here you go, Herbster. Golden State can’t crack the top five with the greatest team ever assembled. They never crack the top ten outside playoff years. Last year they drew better on the fucking road than at home.

On laughably stocked teams, what an accomplishment! Warriors blew a 3-1 lead will never not be funny.

I feel this points to the whole basketblogging-influenced phenomenon where you seemingly have to be a fan of the league to be taken seriously.

While all of this is certainly wack, the wackest is these clowns who are all of a sudden pretending last year’s team wasn’t really that great and Cousins isn’t really that great and there have been other teams who were better and all of these other fucking mental gymnastics they have to do so they aren’t forced to…

It struck me last night that this is what it must feel like to live in Europe, love basketball, and get ready for the summer Olympics.

Golden State has managed to turn what could have been the coolest dynasty into the dweebiest thing imaginable. They play a fun version of basketball, are legitimately great, and their old fans supported them through decades of shit. They should be cool.

The Warriors blowing a 3-1 lead will always, always be funny. I’m ungreying this just so we can laugh at it again.

None of them are even likable, which makes it worse! As you said, Kevin Durant is 10000000% the police, Boogie is an asshole who wants to fistfight every ref, Draymond is an asshole who wants to fistfight and dick kick every ref and player, Klay is a huge herb, and Steve Kerr visibly doesn’t give a shit about coaching…

To be fair, the Blues Brothers had a cop motor... a four-hundred-and-forty cubic inch plant, to be exact.

Simple solution: leave all the bridges up.