He’s not wrong.

Swear to God. the sons-of-bitches who pushed this crap need to see jail time.

this is what happens when you stop masturbating

Charles Smith would like to speak to you.

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

“Nobody shits the bed like the Toronto Raptors” NBA Pundits

Ken Giles and Chance Sisco are giving whole new meaning to the pitcher and catcher being called “the battery.”

I didn’t hear what sound was made when Sisco got hit, but I’d like to think it was “THONG”.

Jesus fuck SHS is only 35?

Hey, friendly reminder.

Hmm, what are the odds he’d bump into the volleyball team and she’d spike his chances? Maybe it was set up.

“What kind of man lets a woman hold opinions of her own?”

If the Browns decided there was something about Rosen they didn’t like, I would take that to mean he will be an excellent NFL quarterback.

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

LOL at Billy Hamilton bunting on a 1-2 count because he knew he had no chance.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

LaMelo was not interested in defense

You know who eats burritos like that? Assholes.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

Mark Wahlberg [smile grows across face]: “They’re messing with the wrong freakin’ city, eh?”