Agreed. No reason to be ashamed of that particular thing when there are so many other reasons to be ashamed that one could choose from.

The Vikings: we’re better then last year!

So, that picture is literally Teddy Bridgewater blowing.

I like his “yeah, I know... I’ll get to it” attitude.

Man, I haven’t seen a screwup this badly since [random celeb] [verb] in [place]!

Sam Hinkie offering 3 players and an assortment of draft picks for 2027 for the fictional talking dog.

[shits self]

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

Popovich is a man of many talents. Who else could coach in the NBA and make time to star in a trilogy at the same time?

Should've taken Lehigh ground

According to the local paper:

Dan Boyle showing all the accuracy of a Trump campaign speech.

The alleged attack took place Nov. 8, and police said it was led by junior DB Brian Githens

“Githens admitted that he and a handful of teammates entered the home around 3 a.m., punched holes in walls, kicked down bedroom doors, and repeatedly punched a sleeping resident...”

So Florida State gets to keep their football program then.

I was in the Air Force at 19. I was better off financially than (most) 19 year olds in school. I was fully aware of the importance of investing my money responsibly and making smart financial choices with an eye towards the future. I spent the bulk of my paychecks on booze, CD’s and DVDs.

Jamarcus fooled them all with that combine workout

Rob is out of his league in the NFL. Anyone can see his strength lies in selecting pitchers.

McCoy has a big chip on his shoulder