Hi Drew,

Tooth-hurty

“Bring out the Richard Simmons robot"

I think that word was banned back when they said you can’t read Huckleberry Finn in school

But is he elite?

Partying the night before a big game? You gotta be Kiddin' me...

As the person who sent in this question, I feel inclined to say it was brought up due to Charlie Sheen. He has had a lot of sex but c'mon, he didn't kiss anyone. I feel like some Tinder maven is out there with many notches in his belt and a lot tonguing done as well

Johnny Manziel can dunk, too. Just that instead of a ball in a hoop, he's dunking shots of Jameson in a cup with Guinness & Bailey's

He’s a decent passer up to 20 yards past the line of scrimmage, but can't do much after that. Good head on his shoulders but takes a lot of hits. Elusive and quick but not like Russell Wilson

Mark Cooper is how I imagine all Deadspin writers to be in front of a camera

Don't diminish the accomplishment of Jason Seahorn's pants falling down

He is giving 0 dog-fucks working that course so nonchalantly

“The Latin's do have speed, the question is whether or not they are educated enough to know how to use it" - Colin Cowherd

6:56 in the vid, why is the “deez nuts” kid on the Knicks bench??

Sounded like the announcer said Melbourne ISIS but that can't be right because Islam's aren't good at sports

Great to see Jay Cutler providing for Kristin and the fam

Muhammad Pawli

It didn't even play for me. If only the Browns would be so gracious...

Nat cool, America

Who keeps their bookshelf in their dining room?