When you rent you don’t always get a place with a nicely sized living room.

This review was adequate, man.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Geeezus... that guy is 23?! Looks like father-time had also been giving him a regular beating as well.

This is exactly how my texts to my wife look when I’m in the bathroom beating off and she’s checking in to see how the kids are doing.

Florida Man can’t outpunch bullets.

Wait a minute. Who is the diaper cream tooth brushing co-worker? You can’t just gloss over that detail

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

Zero’s trying to become one’s.

If your retweeting my typo’s then your a idiot. “Look at me I can fined a typo” So what,, get a friggin life.

That would be ironic, since Joe McCarthy fought for years to keep Big Red out of government.

So I should stop referring to it as Antisemite Sam?

We need white people arguing with white people or else the Gawker empire will collapse.

At least he didn’t sleep with his girlfried. If he did BYU would have to kick him out of school.

You'd think some of those other sorority teams would rush the quarterback better.

So, resign Odom “as is”?

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

She’s like Tebow, but accurate, and has seen a vagina in real life.