I just lost all of my kid’s Christmas gift money on FanDuel!

One time when I was a kid, I saw a squirrel that got hit by a car. Both of its back legs were broken. I asked my mom what would happen to it, and she told me it would probably die pretty soon because it couldn’t defend itself or get food. It made me really sad. And for the first time in my life, I really thought about…

The only time you ever hear somebody use “Browns” and “Super Bowl” in the same sentence is when they are talking about taking a poop.

If they don’t start Manziel they can trade him to the Cowboys for draft picks. Jerruh will think he’s getting the quarterback of the future and the Browns can use those draft picks to get their quarterback of 3 games next season.

Manzel is obviously Quirinus Quirrell. That evil thing under his helmet is Jerry Jones. Or a metaphor for alcoholism.

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

A Browns quarterback has the job security of a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

On the bright side, the Browns will get a higher pick that they can blow on some underachieving asshole.

Factory of sadness continues

Lol. Yeah sounds like a great idea. 1000+ people have been killed by police this year. Americans killed by ISIS in the US is 0.

They need them to defend themselves from all the big scary black guys running around at the games.

This is so fucking sad.

Trying this move against a Rob Ryan coached team would result in massive deforestation.

I think we were all Brockos fans tonight.

No no no! You’re supposed to break your grahams along the dotted lines! See?!

Basketball: “new phone who dis”

I’m glad this guy is finally getting some mainstream attention, maybe he can get a few commercials out of it.

Made-up stats? I’m surprised he’s not on the Panthers.

Let’s not pretend Eli understands complex emotions like happiness or sadness.

I guess you could say the CFL told them to “log off.”