Here’s why Jeeps are embarrassing. The customization community is just atrocious. 9/10 customized Wranglers look like absolute shite. Neon, 24" wheels, those GOD AWFUL angry-eye grilles. Just bad bad bad.

Another thing that was an old Regular Car Reviews gag: Guys who just can’t WAIT to show you their knife.

My recently-divorced-dad friend got one and it made me feel like a bad friend. Why couldn’t you talk to me before you made this decision? After a few months he was already thinking about selling it. 

Only Ranger school those dudes attended was when they were playing D&D circa 14 years old.

Damn. Not sure about the Ranger school part but this is spot on otherwise

Oh no, I accidentally typed a word I don’t commonly use in Spanish instead of English. However will I be able to show myself in public again?

For American’s to stop buying SUVs and go back to buying sedans, they’re going to have to decide to stop being lazy ignorant arrogant selfish emotional tribalistic jerks and I think we’ve all recently learned how that turned out.

Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.

Fiat. Who sells them? Who buys them? I hadn’t even thought of them until I saw where another user here said “Fiat” and yep, that brand disappears and nobody will notice, nobody is buying them and I wouldn’t even know where to get one. 

Bring back the BRAT!!! And it better have a stick, t-tops, and jump seats in the bed!!!

Fingers crossed.

Gotta be the Vega. While the Mustang II featured in the article was awful, the Vega took it to a whole other level. Prematurely rusted, drank oil like a 2-stroke, had this stupid sealed air cleaner...

She will need to figure out a way to get the Supreme Court expanded before anything like that can happen.

Oh no the hit bigot is hollering what ever will I do

<rolls eyes>

There is an answer. It is very controversial and seems to upset a lot of people, particularly on the internet. I’ll probably be hunted down and doxxed into oblivion for even hinting at it, but here we go:

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

What the hell does this gas bag know about non-self-driving cars?

A normal car to see around my neck of the woods is a CUV. And one model in one color stands out.

I don’t know if posting this take on Jalopnik dot com should be considered brave or asking for it, but best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it.