A couple of years after my youngest nephew started driving, he was very confident in telling his mother that she needed to top off her wiper fluid, as it was required for windshield wipers to operate. His reasoning was that since there is brake fluid, transmission fluid, etc., wipers worked under the same principle.…

I’ve always had a soft spot for this generation of Forester, as ungainly they may be. But, I wouldn’t modify my bank account balance by $13,500 to purchase a modded Subaru. I feel like a lot of that crowd dumps them when the fun of throwing mods and stickers at them wears off and the reality of spending money on a…

Something tells me that “King Vanga” will disappear from Stanford’s student registry and be replaced by someone known as “Richard Johnson” or something similar.

Yup. They’ll run out into the street to chase down or escape whatever cultural boogeyman has been presented as the biggest threat to their existence, only to get hit by the same bus time and time again.

They don’t look the other way, they wholeheartedly support the grift and double standards on character because they think they will be elevated to a protected class. Jokes on them - they’re going to be shit on and thrown under the wheels along with everyone else who doesn’t have millions of dollars to help fund the…

“Donald Trump Ate A Billion Quarter Pounders While Elon Musk Got Himself Elected”

Age aside, this isn’t too bad for a classic truck with a hair less than 100k miles. And it’s in remarkably good shape to boot. I’d much rather have something like this from an age before trucks became huge, masculinity crisis, Freightliner imposters. If you’re just looking for something to do occasional truck duties…

Coincidentally, the Breadvan is my favorite Ferrari of all time. And I get piled on any time I mention it.

*Slaps Roof*

While most of us would die of shame or embarrassment, soiling yourself isn’t exactly a disqualifier to the people who vote for these inept cretins. I mean, you had Trump supporters wearing diapers to rallies as a show of support. Now everyone is going to start pissing themselves in solidarity. GOPP = the Grand Old…

This man and his antics very much remind me of the Mountain Dew hillbilly.

That is a perfectly fair distinction, and I do hope a rotary range extender would prove itself more reliable. I don’t know how the MX-30 fared on reliability because it was a product I wasn’t interested in and we only got a handful of them in the U.S. anyway. If this car does enter the pipeline, I will likely be an…

Two rotors is admittedly better than one, but even a single rotor is one more than most Mazda techs and service departments in the U.S. can handle. And it’s not their fault - the training and knowledge base just isn’t there, or was never provided in the first place compared to Mazda’s home operations in Japan. To make…

Fun fact (okay, maybe not so fun): Thomas Midgely, who played a key role in developing leaded gasoline, also invented Freon and many other harmful CFCs. It is very likely that no other single person has had such a long-lasting and deleterious effect on the environment.

So, the answer to how much horsepower a roof can withstand is somewhere between 1 actual horse and a Dodge Challenger. Got it.

They hate progress because it is anathema to their way of life. What really fuggles my brain is that the area I’m talking about is among the most economically bleak counties in Appalachia. The Chips and Science act tried extending them the most valuable lifeline they would have received in the better part of a century…

It wasn’t forgotten as much as it wasn’t even considered. I can drive an hour south and be in an area of the country where people have sat around for 50+ years and consistently voted red, under the promise that coal mines are going to magically reopen and bring prosperity back to the region. And they’ll keep doing it…

That morning cup of coffee will also get more expensive when Orange Foolius slaps Brazil with tariffs to pressure them into allowing Bolsonaro to return to power -- who, coincidentally, is already camping out at Mar a Lago gobbling up all the orange and musky cock he can.

No apologies needed. They have their place and I’ll admit to owning some that come in handy when I’m doing stuff outside or around the house. The important questions we must ask ourselves, for the purpose of self-monitoring, are:

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”