I could be wrong, but I don’t think there is enough here that amounts to something quintessentially “Alfa” enough to deal with all of the headaches and boxes of loose parts. Even the cracked windshield is a big red flag, and I’m just going assume that replacements are neither cheap or easy to find. At the end of the…

Enjoy.

This is a great lesson for how good people, even in small numbers, can put the boot to this bullshit just by showing up and confronting it. Give them no quarter and drive them into the sea.

Holy shit. He really is just a level 1 player-created GTA character.

I’m currently married to her. First, I am not at all coming at this from a “HahA woMen caN’t DRivE” perspective because gender has nothing to do with it, but there are certainly issues. Essentially, she absolutely hates driving and either A) lets anxiety get in the way, or B) refuses to engage in anything outside of…

100% certain he’d be the “C’mon bro - hit me first” type of instigator when confronted by anyone who could put up a reasonable challenge, and then slink back to his vehicle like a coward, but still hurling homophobic slurs and thinking himself the bigger man.

This sack of crap also appears to wear the exact same thing every day. He even got arrested wearing the same damn clothes. So, they had an easily identifiable subject who never changes his appearance committing these crimes while driving the same vehicle. Dude could have a license plate that spelled RDRG GUY and…

It’s debatable, but in my area highway patrol does operate black and whites without decals and low-profile lightbars on the roof, which this one appears to have because you can see it slightly occlude some of the background as it rolls by. I won’t claim to be an expert on CHP vehicles and policy though.

Pretty cool how a cop in an SUV rolls by when this dude is stopped in a travel lane and outside of his vehicle, clearly swinging a weapon, but doesn’t bother to stop or do anything.

Anybody who owned this would instantly achieve King of Cracker Barrel status. This is, without a doubt, the most septuagenarian thing to ever exist.

Stompers in general were pretty rad but these always made tub time especially fun. 

Bless that man for having the foresight to install a fire suppression session, otherwise his cruise through Monaco could have resulted in a total loss.

Meh, it just looks like any regular ass truck. This is like an overweight middle-aged man, thinking he’s still got it, putting on his varsity jacket and going back to hang out in his high school parking lot.

Easy NP as long as it isn’t hiding significant rust. With some patience and elbow grease, it shouldn’t take much to get this little bambina into shape.

Each and every day, this world squeezes just a little more hope out of me but I still dream about the possibility of this being produced.

Oh wow! Sadly, I’ve never had the luck or good fortune to see either. The Stratos Zero is also really high on my list. I am a huge sucker for the Italian wedge designs of the 1970's, so much that the background of my work PC is set to rotate through a photo collection of them. It was just on the Alfa Romeo Carabo a…

I couldn’t decide between this, the Furai, or the RX-500 so I just went in a different direction. The Vision is pure sex.

I don’t know about the “greatest” but the Ferrari 512S Modulo has always been one of my favorites. This interpretation of the future is much better than the one we actually got.

Any Mazda RX-8 with an automatic. It really sucked any possible joy out of those cars by lowering redline to 7k and further reducing output of an engine that was already somewhat anemic. They also accelerated engine failure by using a block with 2 fewer ports that couldn’t burn the carbon out, plus only a single oil…

His opinion of Jaahnavi Kandula having “limited value” can only suggest the following: