I do lots of things and have been called a Renaissance Man.

I agree with all of that. However, LaRoche was not driven out. He made his bed and now he’s sleeping in it. Every day is not bring your kid to work day. Not in this league. The White Sox operate a professional business and that business is called winning baseball games. They can’t cater to everyone’s individual…

That’s what the media told us, sure. But the truth of the matter is that Chris is not all there in the head. Again, I’d take the guy in the bullpen, but he’s not in my rotation if I’m Dusty.

If I remember correctly, Chris found him after the game and tuned him up. I guess those fists throw heaters for a reason.

It’s almost like having unlimited money makes you think you know everything. No, Tom, people can’t be categorized into buckets in your simple world.

Chris Sale missed a start for refusing to wear White Sox throwback unis. That is not a guy I want in my dugout.

Another good point. Can’t put a tepee on a hill. Still no solution for that issue either.

This league doesn’t tolerate selfish, me-first players. Never has. Never will. It’s one for all out on the gridiron.

Canada is actually one of the tougher countries out there right now. Trudeau is a badass.

A politically-connected DC pizza shop trafficking children and dark fantasies? This has “movie” written all over it.

Yeah more starchy white people is what we need.

No way. Really?

I really doubt Mexico is gonna invade now that Trump is doing the wall. Or maybe that’s just the reason they needed?

Well, you could always make it taller.

To me, all guns are assault rifles.

Whoa. Sounds like a movie. Is it true?

Some people have brains but nothing inside them, hearts with no souls, and endless amounts of energy.

Sometimes I wish this country would get invaded by a foreign country and taken over.

This sentence means nothing to me. What does it mean to you?

You serious? We are talking about a little leather dome. Everything needs to be improved.