That’s what people don’t get about drugs. It’s not that one drug kills you, that almost never happens. It’s when you mix drugs that all of a sudden you are in grave danger. Keep it simple stupid.

Why would anyone ever move to Canada?

I saw on the news this weekend that this guy walked into a pizza shop with a gun and then they all started talking about Pizza Gate but I have no idea what that is. Maybe it was fake news.

RIP. I agree with that. I thought it was pretty captivating but things like the score and a lot of the camera work could have been better. Boom and dolly were a little messed at times but hey - it wasn’t a very high budget movie. Anyway, more than anything it redefined history. Most cowboys were gay. Think about…

Isn’t that the place in DC that a guy with a gun just walked into over the weekend?

I am a straight [mostly] white male and I will tell you two things about what you said.

Brokeback Mountain wasn’t just a good movie, it was a cultural tipping point. Once a cowboy is gay everything is gay.

Tepees don’t even need electricity imo.

Michelle doesn’t owe American Citizens anything. She’s done more than most presidents for this ungrateful country. Look how they thanked her. Enough is enough.

I’m an elitist because I live in a house. Man, sometimes you just gotta laugh.

Man, listen. Everyone wants her to run but to me that’s selfish. After the way the electorate treated the Obama’s during this election they deserve some well-needed vacation time. Time away from the media and whatever disgusting underclass exists that somehow got Trump in THEIR house.

That would be cool and I would welcome it, but come on... the first lady can’t deliver that message. It would have to be the President himself. That would add some legitimacy to the claim and it might actually work.

Central air ain’t ignorance bro. Neither is my flatscreen. 70" just like....

You obviously think people still live in tepees and that is wrong. You won’t admit that though.

Spending Christmas with my parents is always like trying to “talk turkey” to bunch of actual turkeys. Sorta makes sense but then really it doesn’t make any sense at all. Still, I go every year. Love the holidays. Great time of year.

Guess your a soccer fan. American football is a little different bud. Get up to speed and then we can talk about a real man’s sport.

Not sure where you live bud but I still live in a house.

I get it. Innocent until proven guilty. That is not an excuse to play pretend lawyer though.

God Damn I love Denny’s!!

Right? Ridiculous.