Oh, if only you’d gone for “$five dollars”...

How’s this a scam? That’s how capitalism works. Also, the companies still get the money from the original purchase, right?

The Creator is well known for inappropriate behavior. He’s rumored to have knocked up this inexperienced girl named Mary about 2000 years ago.

correct take

The biggest question I have here is why does it cost so much more to buy Spangler Candy on Amazon than it does at Sam’s Club? Are Amazon’s fees that much higher? Seems unlikely to me given how famous Walmart is for negotiating vendors to the bone and given this article indicates Amazon takes around 15% off the sale…

Or Dan trying to act all chummy and intimate with a “cute” nickname.

I don’t follow any of these Nick shows, and yet somehow I’ve been hearing stories about Dan Schneider for years, maybe close to a decade by now. How is this still being written about in circumlocutions like it’s a hush-hush, inner-circle type thing?

It’s such a vague term. How could we possibly guess who she means?

Listen all of y’all, this is arbitrage.

Man I think I still have these cards laying around somewhere in my parents house. The first set by Jim Lee was amazing.

Stryfe: “I need a uniform. Maybe something that weighs 300 lbs., really limits my mobility, and ensures that I will never, ever see anything in my peripheral vision.”

Ita just odd that those adds killed the chain. It blows my mind people didn't see a dumb add and go that's dumb, 30 percent loss of sales over an add is insane. 

“It’s okay... but can Velma marry a total weirdo sight-unseen?”

Because then you’d have to depend on a tall fitness model’s ability to act, and they wanted Maslany, who’s a proven capable actor, who clearly was able to get across the kind of personality they were going for. You know, the part that matters.

Just to clear things up from speculation, this had nothing to do with the actress’ race. There’s a tax loophole that allows WBD to recoup pretty much all of their money by writing it off. Same reason why the Scoob sequel was canned. Even if Batgirl was starring a white girl, it would have been canned.

So, Harvey Birdman, but with Matt Murdock instead?

Alison was the best clone.

#ReleaseTheBatgirlButtholeCut

The difference is that Black Panther (despite that, still) made $1.3 Billion at the box office and won a couple of Academy Awards on top of several other nominations.