It literally looks like the eggplant emoji.

It was very, very bad. Heavy handed, obtuse and ultimately not interesting enough to forgive for the fact that it’s 100% joyless.

Nah, actually I’m just not interested in boring, commercial music.

We’ve lost more jobs in retail in the last decade than are currently employed in mining coal...

Mariah Carey in 1997... Does not deserve such rapturous praise. Successful does not equal interesting or good.

That woman doesn’t use garlic... It’s way too ethnic.

It’s going to take one thousand years to chase these monsters from all the corners of government into which they’ve creeped. Long after their orange god is impeached or kinged or whatever. We’ll never be done with these people.

OMG did I just agree with Tamra about something?

I end all of my apologies with “Um”.

Maybe when they stop using sweatshop labor and deliver goods that last longer than a single wash cycle we should applaud. Until then this is some straight up nonsense.

Jesus you really can’t take a joke. You really think T***p is the king of New York? Everyone here hates him. Why do you think he spends all his time at his stupid golf course in New Jersey?

Donald Trump is from Queens, friend. That’s not New York.

From all New Yorkers I say: fuck you.

I read that book when I was a kid and (a) completely didn’t remember the orgy and (b) and now am a little uneasy.

I think you’d shit in a MAGA hat. Pooping is far too polite.

I find her face to be chaotic and scary. A better way would be for her to wear a bag on her head.

When I worked for Jeffrey in New York his mother would call screaming for payment on tiny orders that were often shipped short or late or both. I’m not surprised that things have turned out less than sunny there. I don’t think your Mom should be your accounts payable department.

Well, at least for women, the wealthier you are the skinnier you are.

Because most women can’t afford a $4000 dress.

She doesn’t seem to age? She’s 36. Wait till she’s actually old.