Bingo.

The word ‘cowboy’ also has a whole valise full of racist underwear that you might want to unpack, pardner ). *tips hat, vomits in spittoon, dies* 

I’m so glad geopolitics is easy! Excuse me, I need to go sit in my running car with a space heater just because.

I’m ashamed to admit I agree.

Nah, I think it’s a better idea to melt tar sands in Canada and then pump the resulting material overland through sites important to Native Americans and through a large watershed that serves millions of Americans. I think that, plus continued reliance on unspeakably corrupt and cruel regimes in the Middle East should…

Well there was that one time it snowed in May and some evil hambone in a Men’s Warehouse suit brought a snowball onto the floor of the Congress to prove that climate change was false so I think there’s nothing to conclude here, really, just your normal things that are happening. Not the end of the world, who said that?

Remember all the folks who said she was just the same as him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*

I feel like her colorist detests her as much as I do... Cuz that hair is dry and yellow.

That there are trolls who say otherwise makes me very, very sad.

Just kind of annoying... and not particularly interesting.

Thorgy is... not my favorite queen.

“I told her not to go outside. She must have really wanted that cigarette.”

I think believing in Space God who forgives everything and nothing both all the time and some of the time is more of a choice than me and my boyfriend fighting over the A/C temp and watching Netflix.

It’s almost like Beyonce... is... only... in it for the money. Gasp.

Apparently a restraining order is not the same as an engagement ring.

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

Is ‘bigly’ an adjective?

*cough* Stockholm Syndrome *cough*

You called me a liar and an idiot because I disagreed with you but there’s no bullying. Cognitive dissonance much?

Lie about what, exactly? My point was that bullying well intentioned idiots isn’t productive when there are many more ill intentioned idiots at hand.