In a nutshell, there might be more to the story...
This is a generalization and is an example:

This is good!
Always recycle your batteries kids!
I take all batteries, SLA, alkaline, NiMH, Lithium/ion, etc. to my local Batteries Plus for handling ofsuch.

One time I went to Autozone to have them test my 12V accessory battery and it went downhill from there, I got my experiencing stupid quota filled for the week…

I drive electric cars and use a battery powered mower/weed eater.
Driving an EV can save you $500/year (minimum) compared to driving a gas car to/from work.

Put in all of the LED lights, they are worth it!

Third party rewards are the way to go.

My job as an elevator operator has many ups and downs, but doing the service with a smile makes every day worth living. 

www.carcomplaints.com is the first place to check for lemon-y cars.
The next step is to get a plug-in hybrid for daily life/travels or an electric car for commuting in.

How to I file for exemption from advertising?
Instagram’s ads are annoying and have zero relevance or interest in my life. 

HFC makes things taste nasty to me, I’ve had fruit juices with and without it and there is a stark difference in the taste

I’m sorry, eh?
-Canada 

Lead photo on Skillet article, irreverent smashing of burger patties which we have been strictly instructed not to do that.

That is good to know about salting, I have a little recipe that is quite good. 

A universally accepted standard plug, screen and interface. 

Depends on the insurance company and whether or not it’s paid in full.
My standard full coverage + Gap is $100/car. 

That is good to know as I can go months without buying gas!
How?
With electric cars/plug-in hybrids...

That is good to know about Disney, but don’t get lost in the weeds on semantics. I deal with sometimes hostile people nearly every week who challenge/mansplain/inform me about the difference between a forest and a large swath of trees...

*Stereotypical Canadian*
Ah dooon’t knoo wooot yooou’ree toolkin’ aboot, eh? [Sorry]
My accent is American... but yet it’s not...
Some days, non-natives ask me where I’m from.

Yes, I have American parents, lived in Tennessee my whole life, always around people with a more visible southern accent.

Nice!
America [Southern Canada] needs to start something like that...

Some people don’t know, others don’t care...
Some people are willfully ignorant (Brodozers blocking Tesla chargers)

People are slowly getting smart about cars and how quickly they depreciate, so the goal is to find a reliable workhorse vehicle that is long-lasting. 

Beautiful!
I wish TVA wasn’t such a rear-end pain to get solar power.

I have not had the pleasure of a carburetor car, that is good to know though.

That’s tough but keep at it, renovate the garage first?