You wouldn't be a self-indulgent wiener, sir. You'd be a connoisseur.

The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

This one right here.

Hooray Amy Smart!

Entourage. Because Lincoln Continental.

Nah, he just means the BMW didn't win and therefore the name has been dishonored.

I said yes but she didn't hear me.

8.5 at best.

Nope Chuck Testa.

I'll auto their experts.

Compound sentences? What's that?

Wizard needs food, badly!

He has them all over Chicagoland.

Ten places that are better than the Nurburgring to test cars.

I don't wear full leathers, but I do get funny looks in 95+ heat with my helmet, armored jacket and pants. It's saved me, though, and you won't see me riding without them.

Darn it, beat me to it.

Always wanted to steal one of these.

Everything from New Glarus is fantastic, if you ever get out to Wisconsin.

They should pit this against BMW's F1 V12 powered X5 from several years ago.

This one comes up on pretty much every forum, tailored to the forum it goes on. I found one about a boat, but instead insert your vehicle. (that's what she said)