Is exclaiming "CUNTING SHIT" a thing now? Is it reserved solely for viewing daschund-sized rats? If so, please note that I am now on board.

I mean, REALLY?

I looked at the main picture of the full Darth Vader outfit and for a sec thought it was Roisin Murphy in some kind of Star Wars themed music video, and got really excited. But, Nope.

Well... I mean... Speaking of TV/movie tropes, what's one of the major things that would get a BFF's 5-years-strong boyfriend UN-invited to a wedding? What kind of issue would a TV/movie bride-to-be try to avoid addressing with her BFF, and glaze over the glaring omission by saying its a private small wedding so the…

Except that the period blood on the liner was actually dried and crusted though, so it could not have been hers.

DEFINITELY a headlock, and likely also a switchblade held to the stomach. That puppy was threatening to upstage her at the shoot, so Naomi wanted to let her know just who the HBIC is. The photographer just caught her mid-threat so she turned on the fake sunshine to fool us all. Look at the side-eye that puppy is…

Me too. Although Cate didn't do a heart-wrenching speech, Amy Adams was a little misty too at the end of it. I didn't hear gasps in the audience, I heard laughs from people who saw the film and experienced the time loss you feel when swept up in a really good movie.

May I suggest that Vice keeps the gender reversals going by doing a 2nd spread themed after French firemen with their backsides arched toward the camera?

Oh, an homage to vintage gay porn mags featuring Jack Wrangler and Peter North? How Quaint.

Boomer nostalgia, maybe?

If you drill a tiny hole in the non-business end, you can say it's an artisanal incense stick holder.

Those bikini pics if RiRi are freaking me out a little, only because she looks like Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes in some of them. Especially the first one where she's holding the cake.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. I worked at BR briefly, in between FT jobs, and started at $10/hr. I'm wondering exactly who they are paying less than $9/hr? Teens, maybe?

Haha nooooo, it's not even that deep. Both of you are giving Jezebel waaay too much credit.

Agree. stunning.

Kulkov has always been a favorite of mine. His looks are so versatile.
I just do not get the appeal of RJ Rogenski. He only seems to look good with a beard and can only smolder (he's rarely pictured smiling because he has jacked up teeth). Ballou, while pretty much a male supermodel, seems out of place on this cover.…

Maybe this editorial is Miley's direct application to become part of the coven? I would love to see this culminate in an extended horror music video costumed by Donatella and directed by Dario Argento.

True. This seems like a good foundation for her future post-Ratchet era reinvention.

I see it as a Gaga/Donatella mashup, but still, yeah WTF?

The answer is simple. Benedict Cumberbatch must marry Rihanna in a lavish Bajan wedding sponsored by E! (take THAT, Kim Kardashian!), turn over all of his inheritance and earnings to her, and together they can decide how to best distribute reparations to those who pass Geneology.com's extensive DNA tests. It'll be a…