Maybe this editorial is Miley's direct application to become part of the coven? I would love to see this culminate in an extended horror music video costumed by Donatella and directed by Dario Argento.

True. This seems like a good foundation for her future post-Ratchet era reinvention.

I see it as a Gaga/Donatella mashup, but still, yeah WTF?

The answer is simple. Benedict Cumberbatch must marry Rihanna in a lavish Bajan wedding sponsored by E! (take THAT, Kim Kardashian!), turn over all of his inheritance and earnings to her, and together they can decide how to best distribute reparations to those who pass Geneology.com's extensive DNA tests. It'll be a…

I have enough pants, jeans, shirts, t-shirts, sleepwear, socks, scarves, sweaters and underwear to clothe (and color coordinate) three people, so the answer is "EVERYTHING". The only things I don't have TOO much of are sunglasses and gloves.

I don't know what happened around the time of the MDNA release (too much Molly at that 2012 music festival maybe?), but she has completely lost it stylewise. She always looks so ridiculous these days.

The whole thing is really aggravating. "Photoshopping" as a catch-all verb to mystify a less savvy audience into thinking its a magical tool that does EVERYTHING.

Every time I look at pictures of these two together, a part of me wonders if Donatella just sees Gaga as her optimized younger self, or if it goes even deeper and Donatella fantasizes about Gaga being her long lost daughter.

Still, I wonder if Juan Pablo thinks it's okay to have a lesbian Bachelorette? I wish someone had asked him.

I so so so WISH that the selfie of Beyoncé and Aaliyah was actually taken this past week. It would be so awesome to have her still with us.

Oh - C'mon, Really?

Amy kinda looks like Roisin Murphy with her hair like that. Also, that dress is CRAY.

I cannot stop going through those pictures and the video. My eyes just cannot believe what they are seeing.

Is it a food thing? I don't like eating right before a workout, but also can't work out on an empty stomach.

OMFG and can you believe there are people who actually get up EARLY in the morning to do that shit BEFORE they go to work? They describe it to me as "energizing and leaves you ready to start the day", and I'm like "Mmmmm, NO bitch. Nuh Uhhh. When I'm done working out, all I want to do is lay on the sofa and not movie…

Pretty sure that if it were up to Kris, North West would age like children do on soap operas: One day they're newborns and then a year or so later they're already 16 and hungry for Drama/Fame/Money/Scandal.

Yes, many sweaters and seams look like that now. It's a thing.

Marc looks like he just got back from DA BOMBEST RAVE EVAH! I sure do hope he's complimenting that outfit by driving a VW bus while blaring some vintage Dee-Lite, Blur, and Orbital...on cassette! Hand over the molly, Marc. My high is starting to wear off!

"Malware" is a really good word for that, and so is "Creepware". I look forward to some smart entrepreneurs/inventors creating a full line of PUA Malware/Creepware jamming accessories for women.

ha.